女孩说：我怀孕了。男人继续低头吃饭，说：我早结扎了

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女孩说：我怀孕了。男人继续低头吃饭，说：我早结扎了。 女孩楞了一会：我和你开玩笑呢。男人抬起头看了她一眼，喝了口水说：我也是。

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徐徐教我如何用表情图标吧。お願い！

lcn

悲剧啊

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就是这样

EVA初号机

sigure

真不敢相信，我居然如此之愚笨！！！

hemiao623

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l.mfreedom

无论从任何角度来看，这都是个杯具

次零·核

凤凰火舞

有一对夫妻新婚不久。丈夫被公司派到外国常驻了。一年之后，丈夫休假回家。当晚一阵云雨之后，夫妻俩鼾然入睡。

半夜突然响起敲门声。丈夫从睡梦中一跃而起，惊呼：“不好！你丈夫回来了！”妻子嘟哝了一声：”不可能，他在外国呢。”

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EVA

我想起了那個 女人看一半 男人全看完 的故事

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Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.”

　　一天，女人外出打高尔夫球。她把球打进了树林，就进去找，结果发现了一只困在陷阱里的青蛙。青蛙对她说，“如果你把我从这个陷阱里放出去，我就满足你三个愿望。”

　　The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, “Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for,your hunband will get times ten!”

　　女人施放了青蛙。青蛙说，“谢谢你，但是我忘了跟你说了，你的愿望有一个条件。那就是，无论你的愿望是什么，你的老公将会以十倍的程度来实现它。”

　　The woman said, “That’s okay.” For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, “You do realize that this wish will also make your hunband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis to whom women will flock.” The woman replied, “That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.”

　　女人说，“那好吧。”对于第一个愿望，她想成为世界上最美丽的女人。青蛙警告她，“你一定要明白，这个愿望能够使你的老公成为这个世界上最英俊的男人，一个女人将会趋之若鹜的美男子。”女人回答道，“成。因为我将成为最美丽的女人，所以他的目光只会被我所吸引。”

　　So, KAZAM-she’s the most beautiful Woman in the world!

　　于是，咔嚓-她是世界上最美丽的女人了！

　　For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, “That will make your hunband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.” The woman said, “That’s okay,because what’s mine is his and what’s his is mine.”

　　对于她的第二个愿望，她想成为这个世界上最为富有的女人。青蛙说，“那将使你的老公成为这个世界上最富有的男人。而且，他将比你富有十倍。”女人说，“成。因为因为我的就是他的，他的就是我的。”

　　So, KAZAM-she’s the richest woman in the world!

　　于是，咔嚓-她是世界上最富有的女人了！

　　The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, “I’d like a mild heart attack.”

　　然后青蛙询问她的第三个愿望，她说，“我想得轻微的心脏病。”

　　Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don’t mess with them.

　　这个故事的寓意：女人是聪明的。别惹她们。

　　Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

　　女性读者请注意：对于你们来说，这个笑话就到此结束了。停在这儿，继续感觉良好吧。


　　Male readers, continue reading….
男性读者们，继续读……

















The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife.

　　这个男人得了比他老婆轻微十倍的心脏病。

　　Moral of the story: Women think they’re so smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.

　　这个故事的寓意：女人总是认为她们非常精明。让她们继续那样认为吧，让她们享受其中。

　　PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!

　　另，如果你是一个女人，而且还在读这些文字；那就只表明一点，女人从来就不听劝。